{"type":"standard","title":"Louis Serafini","displaytitle":"Louis Serafini","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q133054044","titles":{"canonical":"Louis_Serafini","normalized":"Louis Serafini","display":"Louis Serafini"},"pageid":79389863,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Louis_Serafini.png","width":220,"height":339},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Louis_Serafini.png","width":220,"height":339},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286261131","tid":"0d6fbadb-1c89-11f0-b1d0-997e4bcdda7a","timestamp":"2025-04-18T19:12:21Z","description":"American distance runner","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Serafini","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Serafini?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Serafini?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Louis_Serafini"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Serafini","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Louis_Serafini","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Serafini?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Louis_Serafini"}},"extract":"Louis Serafini is an American distance runner. He competed in the 2016, 2020, and 2024 U.S. Olympic Trials Marathon. He has also run under four minutes in the mile.","extract_html":"
Louis Serafini is an American distance runner. He competed in the 2016, 2020, and 2024 U.S. Olympic Trials Marathon. He has also run under four minutes in the mile.
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The Last Testament of Oscar Wilde is a 1983 novel by Peter Ackroyd. It won the Somerset Maugham Award in 1984.
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