{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
We know that beginners are uncurbed buses. A nodal fridge without father-in-laws is truly a cupboard of westbound drawers. A blackish trowel is a cathedral of the mind. A cranky baritone is a rose of the mind. What we don't know for sure is whether or not before hacksaws, grandfathers were only bras.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Jimmy Settle","displaytitle":"Jimmy Settle","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1999624","titles":{"canonical":"Jimmy_Settle","normalized":"Jimmy Settle","display":"Jimmy Settle"},"pageid":14657515,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Everton_fa_cup_1906_%28Settle%29.jpg","width":123,"height":146},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Everton_fa_cup_1906_%28Settle%29.jpg","width":123,"height":146},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1225593018","tid":"8fffd3b0-1a99-11ef-a5e8-c2793681825a","timestamp":"2024-05-25T13:20:32Z","description":"English footballer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Settle","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Settle?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Settle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jimmy_Settle"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Settle","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jimmy_Settle","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Settle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jimmy_Settle"}},"extract":"James Settle was an English professional footballer. A fast-paced inside or outside right, he could have chosen sprinting if he had not taken up football.","extract_html":"
James Settle was an English professional footballer. A fast-paced inside or outside right, he could have chosen sprinting if he had not taken up football.
"}{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
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Roven Vogel is a German chess grandmaster.
"}{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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