{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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